Belaさんが歌う英語版 COOL EDITION（涼宮ハルヒ）
“COOL EDITION (Haruhi Suzumiya)” sung by Bela in English.

歌詞
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“They say it’s better to regret doing it than to regret not doing it, am I correct?”

“In that case, is it alright for me to force a sudden change based on my onsite observations?”

The real me is just a fragment of data who is breaking the rules
As you already know my name is not mentioned in the ending credits

What is the pattern that is called a heartbeat?
Is it the meaning of your existence?
I truly do not care; you’re just wasting both of our time!

I’m glad that my heart is made of ice, don’t get in the way!
It’s because of this icy shield; I can reach all my goals!
Don’t shine the warmth on me; it’s really meaningless!
I truly do not feel a thing, I’m in the dark!

“You see, I really want to see you die!”

I am unable to control my own will but I find this alright.
I merely want to disappear just like this last waltz we’re dancing to.

Your feelings of passion are making me laugh
Could you explain them mathematically?
I can’t help yawning to your pure seriousness!

I want to show you the world I see, but, please, just listen!
If I showed you, you’d be so scared you’d be paralyzed!
A place that’s full of dreams? That’s a really stupid idea!
There is no such a place; it doesn’t exist.

“If you die, Haruhi Suzumiya will surely produce a reaction.”
“I’ll probably get to observe an information explosion. It’s an unique opportunity, so, please, cooperate!”

“So, please, just die!”
I want to show you the world I see, but, please, just listen.
You’d get lost in an enumeration of symbols.

I’m glad that my heart is made of ice, don’t get in the way!
It’s because of this icy shield; I can reach all my goals!
Don’t shine the warmth on me; it’s really meaningless!
I truly do not feel a thing, I’m in the dark!

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